Jim SpearsWhat is Bigfoot
August 16th 2008 18:00
With the new X-Files movie recently released an old favourite seemed to burst out of hiding to rejuvenate its own mythology. Bigfoot is notoriously shy but pathologically needy so recent capture reports seemed logical and reasonable. It was not to be, the ever so cagey Bigfoot managed to elude capture making dupes of some otherwise pretty credible guys.
The DNA tests were inconclusive containing traces of both human and opossum DNA. The second round will confirm what we know: this is no gentle, but firm, Sasquatch. All is not lost and innovation combined with technology brought us a physical hoax that could be tested. The days of blurry videos are over! The Bigfoot/Sasquatch Conspiracy has entered a new phase.
Swaggy is excited! The next breakthrough must have a body because eventually we'll get video confirmation through Google. While we wait patiently we can enjoy the hair re-generating, potency medication behind this exploitation of our global treasure.
Raised the Hoax Bar
Swaggy is excited! The next breakthrough must have a body because eventually we'll get video confirmation through Google. While we wait patiently we can enjoy the hair re-generating, potency medication behind this exploitation of our global treasure.
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