Jim SpearsViagra Inc.
January 11th 2009 16:49
For centuries men over a certain age have enjoyed the privileges of sexual trading where they swap old models for new but science is starting to reveal a dark side to this cycle as performance enhancing drugs become the most exciting thing to happen to chemistry since Timothy Leary. Guaranteeing Man's sexual stamina is the Holy Grail of the 21st century with everything from pills to nasal sprays promising to restore glory. The 20th century will be remembered as masculinity's last stand; the emergence of Feminism wrought changes in sexual politics that opened sexual trading up to women. Celebrity toy-boys have replaced puppies and adopted children as the Hollywood fad.
The Advanced Medical Institute offers a range of products for dysfunctional sexuality and they have clinics from Phoenix to Jakarta. With the C.I.A. dispensing Viagra to Afghan warlords to help win the War on Terror the stakes will just continue to grow. Attempting to win a C.I.A guaranteed export market the Advanced Medical Institute has been forced to sell a difficult product through traditional channels risking the rancour of the masculine elite. Advertising these products is harder than you'd think; in a single fortnight 450 complaints were lodged over ads in London that innocently asked "Want longer lasting SEX?"
Kelly Burke revealed in the SMH that the ads were deemed '[offensive] to public sensibility, ...gratuitous, inappropriate for public display and unsuitable for the eyes of children' by the British Advertising Standards Authority. Last August Australian authorities also forced the Advanced Medical Institute to make changes to their ad campaign and the word "SEX" was covered with "Censored". The masculine elite has for years managed to keep the sexual worms in the can and when they traded in for a newer model we all assumed the problem was with the woman but...
In the past an older man with a young woman inspired jealousy: "That should be me..." Now the same older man inspires pity: "Poor bastid. He's lost his drive."
According to the 2001 census London contains 7 million odd people but over 4.3 million are under 40 which represents a sizable threat to the established order. "Children of the Corn" If children became aware that Prime Ministers, Presidents, CEOs could face sexual performance issues would they be prepared to sit back and allow them to control the world? How can a man who can't sustain an erection run a country, let alone a company?
Advertising the sexual malfunctions of men will destroy the system they worked to create and women will run into the arms of younger men. The younger man is king because he knows it doesn't happen to everyone.
The Advanced Medical Institute offers a range of products for dysfunctional sexuality and they have clinics from Phoenix to Jakarta. With the C.I.A. dispensing Viagra to Afghan warlords to help win the War on Terror the stakes will just continue to grow. Attempting to win a C.I.A guaranteed export market the Advanced Medical Institute has been forced to sell a difficult product through traditional channels risking the rancour of the masculine elite. Advertising these products is harder than you'd think; in a single fortnight 450 complaints were lodged over ads in London that innocently asked "Want longer lasting SEX?"
Kelly Burke revealed in the SMH that the ads were deemed '[offensive] to public sensibility, ...gratuitous, inappropriate for public display and unsuitable for the eyes of children' by the British Advertising Standards Authority. Last August Australian authorities also forced the Advanced Medical Institute to make changes to their ad campaign and the word "SEX" was covered with "Censored". The masculine elite has for years managed to keep the sexual worms in the can and when they traded in for a newer model we all assumed the problem was with the woman but...
In the past an older man with a young woman inspired jealousy: "That should be me..." Now the same older man inspires pity: "Poor bastid. He's lost his drive."
According to the 2001 census London contains 7 million odd people but over 4.3 million are under 40 which represents a sizable threat to the established order. "Children of the Corn" If children became aware that Prime Ministers, Presidents, CEOs could face sexual performance issues would they be prepared to sit back and allow them to control the world? How can a man who can't sustain an erection run a country, let alone a company?
Advertising the sexual malfunctions of men will destroy the system they worked to create and women will run into the arms of younger men. The younger man is king because he knows it doesn't happen to everyone.
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